Thailand is a very popular tourist destination. There are beautiful beaches, wonderful food, and a colorful environment. It’s truly a one-of-a-kind place that draws in tons of tourists every year. Thailand is said to be a popular spot for sex tourism. According to World Metrics, 1.2 million sex tourists visit Thailand every year. Now, most of those sex tourists are there looking for sex with other humans. Unfortunately, not all of them, though. That’s where our story begins. Again, this story is dark!
According to Daily Mail, a Russian tourist, identified as 26-year-old Evgenii Kuvshinov, allegedly tried to rape a cow and was then gored by the animal before having to be rescued by Thai Police. Daily Mail reports that the traveler allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to, naturally, react violently and pinned him to the ground and gored him.
Reports say that locals were suspicious of the Russian tourist when they saw him prowling naked and phoned police, per Daily Mail. Photos from the scene show him being attacked by the cow while completely naked. It sounds like locals in the area were able to hear his screams and get to him to provide assistance quickly. He was taken to the Bannaderm Hospital to be treated for his injuries which included his rear-end. However, things don’t appear to have gone smoothly at the hospital.
Police Lieutenant Thongchai tells Daily Mail, “We sent him to hospital because he was injured on his bottom, but he went crazy at the hospital and the doctors would not admit him, so now he is detained at our police station. Now we are waiting for the tourist police and the immigration police to work on it, then we can conduct investigation.”
They now believe he was attempting to have sex with the animal and believe he might have been high as marijuana was reportedly found in his vehicle. Police tell Daily Mail, “We found cannabis in his car so maybe he was high. The way we found him, his actions suggest that he was trying to do something dirty with the cow, that he was trying to have sex with her.” Imagine getting gored by a cow, ouch. He had it coming, though.
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